Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps
HEY!
HEY, EARWIG QUEEN! IT’S ME, CARL! FROM UP THE BLOCK!
TELL YOUR WEIRD LITTLE PINCER-BUTT SUBJECTS TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY GARAGE!
THAT GARAGE IS FOR MY TOOLS AND MY JET SKI, NOT FOR YOU GUYS TO HAVE LITTLE TOWN MEETINGS AND SHIT! NO OFFENSE, AND I TOTALLY RESPECT YOUR CULTURE AND TRADITIONS AND ALL THAT, BUT YOU GROSS ME THE HELL OUT!
SORRY FOR YELLING!
Reblogged from kidkoni
Grammar glamour from Mental Floss.
UNF.
Teeheehee the last one
I want a WALL of these.
HYPERBOLE IS THE BEST THING EVER!
Buckets upon buckets upon buckets upon buckets
Reblogged from dreamhampton1
In 2010, JP Morgan Chase made $17.4 BILLION in profits, but paid ZERO taxes. I am the 99% who think CORPORATE GREED is EVIL.
But hey, you got some fuckers who still support their 1% massas.
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Who knows? I’ll probably post one day…maybe
Asked by Anonymous
I have two besties…and one of them is you :)
Reblogged from kidkoni
Coconut Shrimp Curryless Curry
A beautiful mixture of shrimp, corn, bell peppers and mushrooms, in a sweet and creamy coconut sauce.
This looks gooood.
Having severe food cravings and I see this…thanks, kidkoni
Reblogged from fortunedbyfavor
I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual, the inspiration that made lady sing the blues.
I am the spark that makes your idea bright,
the same spark that lights the dark
so that you can see your left from your right.
I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in your gun,
the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son.
The story that just begun, the promise of whats to come,
And I’mma remain a soldier, ‘til this war is won.
THIS!